we have a bar, what a joke

The joke around here is that we have a wet bar in the basement, built-in, marble-tiled, the big selling point of the house. We hate basement bars. We use it to clean off our paint supplies, and stack the odd bottle of Scotch. The mini bar-fridge below is handy for bottles of beer that sit & chill for months. We don't drink much, not because we don't like to, but mostly because we forget to.